Thrill-crazed space bug

marienbadmylove


Marienbad My Love

the world's longest novel


Now the chances to get it for free ... daily (an email from "Golden iPhone 6 24 carat")
Thrill-crazed space bug
marienbadmylove
Peace, mercy and blessings of God

Professor Esquire ...

After the experiment proved to us that the victory of a group of individuals to withdraw prize is the best marketing methods for our company, because it means constant definition of the product in the vicinity of terrifying individuals between the winners and their friends , when we make them distinct also win ...

Nick free daily withdrawal on the Golden iPhone 6 is automatic and immediate .

Sincerely yours and appreciation ...

My word count is pastede on yay
Thrill-crazed space bug
marienbadmylove
Someone claims to have 'won' NaNoWriMo with 2.5 million words, a feat so fantabulous it apparently requires announcing twice.

Unfortunately, checking out his website reveals that he used a less than conventional technique to reach this count:

In order to compile so many words in such a short time, Leach leaned heavily on the Internet. He generated what he calls a “non-linear literary collage” by mining various blogs, chat rooms and fan fiction sites, grabbing whatever words caught his eye.

“The talk pages of Wikipedia and the reader comments on io9.com were my absolute favorites,” he said. “These are my people. I shamelessly plagiarized their words -- even their misspellings and gramatical errors -- at every opportunity, combining the anonymous messages with recycled content from ‘Marienbad My Love’ and entries from my dream journal. I repeatedly cut and pasted and searched and replaced, transforming the various writings into a completely new and unique literary work.”


NaNoers are Not Amused.

Edited to add the best replies from the forums so far:


yukongold: Plagiarizing other peoples' words is not writing. It's plagiarism, pure and simple, contrary to the spirit of Nano.

Not to mention that your pretense is so thick you could stand on it and not worry about sinking for a good three hours.


Sashimisan: Exactly.

I have more respect for someone who struggled to cross the finish line with 50K of their own words than I do for a plagiarist who filled a document with thousands of pages of nonsense.


sniderman: Next year, I plan to do the same thing for my NaNo. I plan to title it "The Stand by Stephen King."

MrHeywire: You, my dear dirtysockface, deserve to have all your clean underwear burned, your washing machine broken and your water cut off. How dare you claim to be an author when not one word was arranged into a sentence by your miserable self this month!
Even without you, those of us who have done this honestly have still surpassed a total 1.5 billion words, so I have no reason to not wish your word count to be retracted from the totals.

Wishing your head to be lovingly placed in a bucket of cement;
--Me


Son of edit:

MrHeywire's post is deleted, but oh, the replacement is STELLAR.


marienbadmylove: Hey MrHeywire, your post is one of my favorites to date. A couple of people have wished violence upon me, but you’re the first who actually wanted to see me dead (in a loving way, of course). Still, I liked this post slightly better: “But you are using other people's words. I feel that the point of NaNo is to write in your own words.” Here is my point: They are my own words! I stole them, and now they belong to me. That’s what I do. I’m an auto thief. I knock out the driver’s side window, hot wire the ignition and take off for the local chop shop. I file off the VIN numbers and strip out the valuable parts. I bolt various body panels together into a stylistic abomination. I re-spray the thing vomit green, add insulting graffiti along the fenders and hang a crap-scented air freshener from the rear view mirror (to cover up the stench of the dead body in the trunk). Twenty-eight days later, I drive it to the local car show and park it alongside the other entries. Look, people are throwing rotten tomatoes at it. What fun! How will I top myself for the 2009 NaNoWriMo? Here’s an idea: steal synopsis and excerpt texts from the “Novel Info” sections of this year’s winners. Already a story idea is beginning to form… A guy in a government post, who has an entirely contended existence, abruptly and lacking reason, packs his vomit green automobile with objects such as his nativity record, crap-scented air freshener and a severed head in a bucket of cement and maneuvers away.

http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/611766.html

No novel? No problem!
Thrill-crazed space bug
marienbadmylove
Want to be a novelist for National Novel Writing Month but don’t have time to write an entire book? My "DIY Novel Kit" is the solution time-challenged writers have been waiting for.

In honor of #nanowrimo, I have issued <YOUR NAME HERE> PRESENTS A LITTLE BIT OF
MARIENBAD, a 50,000-word reboot of MARIENBAD MY LOVE, the world’s longest novel.

I am offering this novel as a free download through a Creative Commons license, which allows authors to offer their copyrighted work to the public for free and legal sharing, use, repurposing and remixing.

Writing is hard, but copying is easy, So if you want to win #nanowrimo you don't have to actually write 50,000 words. You can just copy the novel I've already written. (The first installment is pasted below.) Insert your name into the body of the manuscript and - presto! - you have an instant novel.

You Can Copy This Novel. It's legal!

Yes, <YOUR NAME HERE> PRESENTS A LITTLE BIT OF MARIENBAD is protected by copyright. But I have lifted those copyright protections for your enjoyment! You are invited to copy and republish this work under the generous terms of a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 United States License.

You are invited to copy, distribute and transmit this work, in whole or part. My intent is to encourage others to remix and adapt this work for their own purposes, both personal and commercial.

So here it is -- all 50,000 words. Cut, paste and be a winner of #nanowrimo!


-Mark Leach

<YOUR NAME HERE> PRESENTS A LITTLE BIT OF MARIENBAD
By <YOUR NAME HERE>

#

Again I advance across the tragic beaches of this deserted island, footsteps upon sand so profound, so deep, that one perceives no step. Mute beaches, where footsteps are lost. Mute, deserted –  footsteps upon sand over which I advance once again. To find you.

#
This morning I saw a porpoise not 30 yards from here. At first I caught only a passing sideways glimpse of the dorsal fin, and I panicked that it was a shark. But no – that’s surely wrong, I told myself. There are no sharks here. Only memories – memories, deities and ghosts.
I’m leaving today, driving right off this island. You look doubtful, but it’s true. I have found the old reef road! The wooden marker posts of pioneer days are long gone, but I don’t need them to know I’ve found the spot. The water barely covers my ankles.
The reef road shouldn’t be here, but at North Beach on the other side of Corpus Christi Bay. And yet, here it is – my salvation. The oyster shells make a solid road bed, so I should have no trouble. At low tide I’ll drive across the Laguna Madre and back to dry land, carrying my Incredible Revelation – my reality-altering, conclusion-of-time vision – into the waking world of commonplace art and conventional theologies. A short trip across the public beach, and I’ll disappear into the anonymous traffic of Shoreline Drive, past the beachfront mansions.
Look, you can see them from here. Are they not beautiful, these vast and magnificent homes? Here is one worth noting, a tragic mansion of an earlier time. Notice how the grounds are in the Uruguayan style and yet without shrubbery, blossoms or vegetation of any kind. Here we find a past of Carrara marble, a past carved in stone – intersecting lines, reserved, ripe with inscrutability. Upon initial viewing it appears impossible to get lost here along the linear walkways between the unassailable statues and marble embellishments. And yet I am, even now, losing myself forever – losing myself in my own prophetic utterances, alone in my Patmosian exile. Alone without you.
Luh? She is fine. However, she will not be accompanying me on my trip. This time I will be traveling solo.
So what occurred with Luh?
Picture me flying, rocketing through the sky like Christopher Reeve in Superman, my right fist thrust before me. I am flying over a parking lot, heading for a landing next to a woman who is pregnant with my son. There is a complication: This woman is not my wife. I have not spoken with her at all during her pregnancy, and she’s already in her second trimester. It’s definitely time to pay her some attention.
Next, we are in a sort of cave, except most of the ceiling is missing, open to the sky. I think of a movie I am making, that I have already scripted. It’s called “Next Year at Marienbad.” As I look around at the walls of the cave, it occurs to me that I could become trapped. Always there are walls, everywhere around me. Mute, deserted – walls of baroque embellishments, mahogany veneer, Venetian plaster, gold-leafed frames, Carrara marble. Dark glass, obscure illustrations, Romanesque columns, sculptured thresholds, lines of doors, colonnades, oblique hallways leading to deserted meeting rooms paneled in the baroque embellishments of an earlier time. Mute rooms, where footsteps are lost. Sculpted berber so profound, so deep that one perceives no step. The walls are everywhere, enclosing me.
But I don’t panic. I tell myself that this place needn’t be safe all the time, just during this short time I am here. I won’t be trapped. If I can just set aside my neuroses and free-floating anxieties for a bit, I may even enjoy it.
The cave is a pretty place, with pools of still water and patches of rye grass and moss. I talk to the woman who will bear my child. She is Luh. Or maybe Cinnamon. Or maybe you.
I tell her I am not sure if I should tell my two sons about the baby. I would have to admit to extramarital sex. (I don’t mention that my wife might not appreciate this admission, either.) On the other hand, I think the boys should know about their half brother. After all, this new divine entity will grow up to create “Next Year at Marienbad,” the movie that will bring about the End of the World – and the beginning of the New Religion.
Luh is incredibly supportive. She tells me I should do whatever I think is best. I shouldn’t worry over the details. Her family is rich. (Her father was one of the medical professionals who treated the fatally wounded JFK in Dallas.) And she assures me that as far as they are concerned, “there are no strings attached” to any financial or other support.
I tell her it is so impressive that our son will grow up to do great things. “He’ll go to Yale,” I say. Luh corrects me. She tells me it is a different school, one I’ve never heard of. It is a hyphenated name with Yale as the first part, “Yale-Henning” or something like that. So that’s it. He’ll be part of an advanced and alien world, one I know nothing about.
#
Charlie: Attention <your first name><your last name>. David Lynch is holding on the red phone. He wants to lend you his embalmed calf fetus for the baby scenes.
Elmo: In case you’re just joining us here on “Blast” – it’s the End of the World in “Next Year at Marienbad.”
Charlie: B-movie sci-fi filmmakers have a long heritage of mining the various veins of the Apocalyptic genre, but few have tunneled as deep –
Elmo: And come up as lacking --
Charlie: -- as <your first name><your last name>. “Next Year at Marienbad” is arguably the worst end-of-the-world film ever made. The concept alone is one of the most bizarre in the history of film – a science fiction-themed tribute to “Last Year at Marienbad,” the 1960s movie that defined the French New Wave.
Elmo: While it is the on-again/off-again odd darling of the midnight movie and science fiction convention crowds, “Marienbad” has otherwise generated almost universal disdain among casual moviegoers as well as serious cinemaphiles, including those of us here at “Blast.” The onbeam world is rife with vitriolic reviews and caustic academic essays. Many of the comments are so vitriolic and caustic they cannot be repeated in a public broadcast; however, we have managed to sanitize a few for your enjoyment. “The incoherent ramblings of an insane mind … I am not sure there is even a classification for this one … long stretches of surrealism, where we are in this character's head and not grounded in any recognizable reality...What was that?! Was this person using drugs or what? … I decided to be generous and give you a one, rather than a zero … I am so completely confused. I have no idea what's going on, what's real and what the narrator is imagining … It's terrible.”
Charlie: This movie even offended the protagonist, who rather confusingly is also named <your first name><your last name>. He recently broke down the fourth wall to post his own objections in the onbeam world: “Congratulations, <your first name><your last name>. I read today that ‘Next Year at Marienbad’ has been declared one of the worst films ever made. And still you smile, that clueless, William Hung smile. Why so pleased? If you really wanted to create a noteworthy science fiction/fantasy film, then why no swords or elves? Why no Roman centurions? No, you thought you were too good. Only a hack would write genre, right? Instead of straight science fiction, you decided to employ the ‘conventions’ of SF. ‘It's all for EFFECT,’ you explain. And why did you have to make me so perverse? After all, I am an autobiographical character. What do my perversions say about you, the filmmaker? ‘You are only an exaggerated version of me,’ you say, ‘exaggerated for comic effect.’ Fine. Here is what I say: I hate this, being a fictional creation trapped in this abomination of a movie. Experimental? Stream of consciousness? Metafilm? How about ‘crap’? Now that ‘Next Year at Marienbad’ has been unleashed on the world, surely the Apocalypse is not far behind.”
Elmo: Indeed, the New York Agenda recently published a story about an Apocalyptic religion called Marienbadism. Inspired by scenes from the movie, a group of dedicated Marienbadists are planning to show the film in a special, yet-to-be-built drive-in theater in Tibet, an action <your first name><your last name> has stated will bring about the death of the world and the birth of the new religion.
Charlie: And of course there are still the pending murder charges.
Elmo: Though in all fairness it is hard to see how one person can be blamed for the destruction of an entire town. But we digress. How did such a film ever come to be made at all? How did such a filmmaker ever come to be born?
Charlie: Yes, what is going on in the unconscious mind of this offender of humanity, this embracer of iniquity, this self-diagnosed sufferer of Post-Modern Prophet Disorder –
Elmo: This prototype of the two-bodied man.
Charlie: Steve Harrison, business editor of the Tarrant County Register and <your last name>’s former boss, is here to shed some light on this strange and abhorrent being. Welcome Steve.
Steve: Thank you. It’s a pleasure to be on “Blast.”
Charlie: <your first name>has called “Next Year at Marienbad” his Incredible Revelation. Did he often incorporate so-called prophetic or visionary content into his work as real estate editor?
Steve: <your first name>was not real estate editor at the Register.
Elmo: Oh. But I thought –
Steve: He may have put it on his resume, but that doesn’t make it true. <your first name>was a reporter, mostly daily assignments on local businesses.
Elmo: A revealing exaggeration, yet another example of this filmmaker’s all-encompassing configuration of ostentation – in imagination if not conduct – and general air of narcissism, a quality we often see in corporate CEOs as well as the criminally insane.
Charlie: And in fact, this particular insane criminal –
Elmo: Also the CEO of his own movie.
Charlie: -- yes, we’ll call him Chairman of the Board. He does show an overarching theme of hoped-for recognition as a superior life form. Or God.
Elmo: Unfortunately, <your first name>feels he is entitled to superiority without correspondingly superior achievements. Not good.
Charlie: At the risk of overusing an almost-trite example, I must say that at times his work reminds me of the schlock director from Texas, Ward E. Timber Jr.
Elmo: Exactly. “Next Year at Marienbad” comes off almost like a hymn to “Let Me Love You.” To paraphrase the DVD dust jacket comments of the distributor, Wade Williams -- a sincerely unique, yet utterly flawed tribute from Ward to himself and everyone else who has ever attempted to construct something clever and significant and yet botched it wretchedly at every turn.
Charlie: You can almost see the strings and cardboard tombstones!
Elmo: Steve, did you see signs of this misplaced grandiosity and self-deification in <your first name>‘s work at the Register?
Steve: No, I wouldn’t say that. <your first name>was quiet, a nose-to-the-grindstone kind of reporter. I’d characterize him as a journeyman. To be sure, he was a reliable worker. He met the expectations on his assignments, which were many and varied. I told him he was our utility infielder. But, uh --
Charlie: Ah yes, a jack of all trades, a master of none.
Steve: I’m afraid he never had much style as a journalist.
Charlie: Or a movie director.
Elmo: And that points to one of the central problems of “Next Year at Marienbad.” <your first name>has a nice touch at the micro level. Lots of stunning metaphorical imagery, especially dealing with the central theme of the eruption of the inner dreamscape into waking reality. The inexplicable scent of roses, mystic icons weeping blood, statues of the Saints moving of their own accord – this film is truly a story of the unconscious invading the waking world. But <your first name>just doesn’t pull it all together into a single cohesive narrative.
Charlie: What you just said about the “micro level” – this is absolutely on target. “Marienbad” is intermittently victorious. But as a whole – well, even <your first name>‘s biggest fans must admit that his talent shines brightest at the level of the individual scene.
Elmo: Let’s roll the clip.
#
Here’s one way the world ends: I am standing on the backyard patio of my boyhood home, looking up at the eastern heavens. It is an incredible sight – a white clock dial is bleeding through the thin cobalt sky. The psychic contrail is suspended in the high, thin stratosphere, an icy cirrus cloud of time. Somehow I understand that the government knows all about it, but has been keeping it a secret. Now that the Clock in the Air has been de-cloaked, there is no denying its existence. Is it an alien spaceship? Perhaps – or it could be something far more significant: A sign from the Deity. In fact, this may be the divine pocket watch, His timepiece. But time for what? Strange to be here, so out of my own time. My parents sold this house years ago.
#
Elmo: Pretty.
Charlie: Agreed. We should be fair. “Next Year at Marienbad” is in no way a total embarrassment. <your first name>is comfortable behind the camera, even if he doesn’t have much rapport with it.
Elmo: And the camera clearly loves him. In scenes like this, “Next Year at Marienbad” certainly reminds one of the great Apocalyptic films of the Hydrocarbon Age, epics like “The Revolution of Zion,” “The Clockscan Conspiracy” or anything from “The Abandoned Ones” series.
Charlie: But unlike those drive-in classics, <your first name>‘s movie simply fails to generate its own animating personality. It never fully succeeds in the terms of the genre.
Elmo: So often during “Marienbad” I reflected upon how much better everything must have functioned inside <your first name>‘s head.
Steve: Honestly, it was the same way with <your first name>‘s longer, more in-depth news features.
Charlie: Do tell.
Steve: He struggled to make the jump from brain to computer keyboard. He could rarely establish the proper tension.
Elmo: Fascinating. How do you mean?
Steve: It’s like I tell my young reporters. Good writing is like a turnbuckle. Not too tight, not too loose.
Charlie: A turn what?
Steve: A turnbuckle. It’s the little metal adjustor they used to put on wooden screen doors. Set it too loose and the door would drag. Too tight and the door would warp.
Charlie: Your anecdote tires me, a languid blood bath waltz of insipid storytelling, a dog humping the silky femur, poorly sculpted fluff. Yawn.
Elmo: Any <your first name><your last name> examples come to mind?
Steve: I remember one time <your first name>brought us a story about a rash of new hotels slated to break ground in Tarrant County. At the time we were underserved in the lodging industry, so it was big news. But it wasn’t big enough for <your first name>. No, he said his research had revealed that there were so many projects in the works that if they were all constructed we’d be overbuilt.
Elmo: The hotel market would crash.
Steve: So he claimed. That’s the story he wanted to write. <your first name>was actually going to have us overbuilt before anybody even broke ground. So sad. I had to explain it to him. “<your first name>, you’re too clever by half.”
Charlie: But in fact he was right, yes? They did overbuild.
Steve: That’s hardly the point.
Elmo: You could say it’s the same way with “Next Year at Marienbad.” Do you recall the judge’s comments from the 2009 Novel Manuscript Contest by the Writers’ League of Texas?
Charlie: Ah yes, it is almost the same. Just substitute ‘movie’ for ‘novel’ and you’re there.
Elmo: Agreed. The movie is mostly clear cinematography about very fuzzy subject matter. It offers tons of jumbled imagery with no firm story. No resolution is offered.
Charlie: Agreed. Rambling imagery and disjointed reflection will hold a moviegoer’s attention only so far. It is difficult to tell who the protagonist is and what makes him tick, beyond the impression that he has a warped view of numerous things.
Elmo: This movie is a jumbled attempt to tear a Dali painting in half. The ramblings of the narrator flow smoothly but make no sense –  a stream of consciousness run off the tracks. The film contains occasional strong imagery but it is scattershot and refuses to paint a consistent, coherent sensory image. To contemplate watching 168 hours of such random ramblings causes one to tremble.
Charlie: To be fair, the movie is composed of competent scene structures and effective application of editing – I made few mark-ups as I watched –  but it is one long jumble of incoherent philosophizing. To what purpose? Movies are meant to contain stories. None is apparent in the first ten minutes, and the synopsis reads more like a sales pitch  -- an incoherent one at that –  than a description of the story itself.  The impression one gathers while viewing this film is that the director is attempting to turn the stereotypical Robbe-Grillet anti-novel into a movie. It is unsatisfyingly confusing. The cinematography itself is competent but it serves only to convey clearly a state of philosophical chaos. To steal a phrase, “I don’t get it.”
Elmo: I don’t, either. <your first name>‘s cleverness is quite engaging, but not engaging enough to sustain narrative tension for two or more hours on a 50-foot drive-in movie screen.
Charlie: Yes, he almost fails to suck.
#






Welcome to my island.
Pull up a deck chair, help yourself to the tanning oil. But watch out for the brain crabs – they bite!
May I offer you a festive beverage, perhaps with a paper umbrella? No? I understand. You are unsure, filled with doubt. You have purchased your ticket, acquired your soft drink and bucket of popcorn and taken your seat. And yet still you wonder: A Rapture movie without a Rapture? Is this really for you? Or perhaps you worry it is rather too much for you. That is to say, too much <your first name><your last name>. (I’m told a little of me goes quite a ways.)
I hope you’re not here to console me. Such an action is clearly not documented in the script.
I am happy, snug in my antebellum “bachelor’s pad.” The slave-made bricks are beginning to crumble, but the walls are still strong and thick. Imagine it: three feet of solid masonry! Cool in the summer, warm in the winter. Dry, too. The old slate roof is like a sheet of iron. Nothing gets through. The accommodations are quite luxurious. A leather sofa, a Sears-O-Pedic king mattress, a fully stocked wine cellar. I even have my old 1970 Cutlass convertible. You remember it, don't you?
My island. It’s nothing like a prison.
Did you know I dreamed this place? And I don’t mean onbeam, either. I’m talking about a genuine, naturally-occurring Incredible Revelation. Again you look doubtful, betrayed by the old, familiar smile. I know what you’re thinking: We studied this building in Mrs. Wilson’s 7th grade Texas History class, the section on the Civil War. What can I say? I'm a native Texan; I know my state history. I have filled a mayonnaise jar with Minieballs pried out of the bricks and unearthed from the beach. But here, such concrete evidence is inadmissible; this place does not belong to the waking world.
This place, this beach over which I advance once again, sand so profound, so deep that one perceives no step. This mournful island of another era, encrusted with the artifacts of another time. This magnificent island, where beaches without end follow upon beaches, the sand beneath my feet so profound, so deep. The beaches are deserted now, void of the still, mute, possibly long-dead people of my exile. One perceives no step in this prison, this perjury.
Do you know I never hear anyone raise his voice in this place? No one. Conversation flows in a void apparently meaningless or, at any rate, not meant to mean anything. A phrase hangs in midair, as though frozen, though doubtless taken up again later. No matter. The same conversations are always repeated by the same prosaic voices.
No, this place does not belong to the waking world. We now put out into deep water, and let down the nets for a catch.
#
I am part of a travel group on the Texas Gulf Coast, enjoying a boat tour.
The man at the helm – our captain and guide – takes us on a fast ride. We zip past little islands, some just big enough to stand on, all the while heading toward the biggest link in the chain: Marienbad.
This main island is dominated by an old brick structure. It has no windows. An arch-type design element is set into the brickwork. Perhaps it has a flat roof; I cannot say for sure. Later, it will occur to me that the structure reminds me of Fort Sumter, the place where Confederate troops fired the first shots of the Civil War.
As we near the island, the captain brings us around on the ocean side for a closer look. On the beach I notice giant, root-like structures. They lie on top of the sand, spread out like thick vines or cables, their surfaces resembling the rough, fibrous husk of a coconut. As we pass the island, I see that we are now heading back toward the beach, as if we have been in a harbor rather than the open sea. I ask our guide about the purpose of the old building.
“It was a hospital,” he replies. But he does not sound certain, and I am not convinced he is correct.
“Why is the building on an island, separated from the land?” I ask. Without waiting for an answer, I immediately volunteer my theory.
“Maybe the building was once on the mainland but the shoreline has changed over the years, cutting it off from the rest of the world.”
The guide does not respond.
Then our boat is suddenly a car, and our guide is driving us along a road that parallels the shore.
“Next, we will see the original downtown of Corpus Christi,” he says.
Corpus Christi. The Body of Christ. I am excited because we will see the real town, the one where the locals go -- not the theological illusion that is maintained for the pilgrims and tourists.
The road and shoreline depart, and soon we reach the historic central business district. No high rise hotels or floating seafood restaurant here. This Corpus Christi appears to be a typical rural Texas town, a few blocks of old buildings crowded together along an empty street. (You should go check it out before you leave. Very picturesque.)
We approach on a two-lane highway that skirts the edge of the downtown. The first portion, roughly half the land area, consists of old corrugated metal warehouse buildings. The cross street is marked by a sort of entry gate made out of the sheet metal, obviously a new creation intended to play off the old buildings. On the sign there is a multi-word name, but I do not recall it -- perhaps something that uses the word “market” or “marketplace.” I realize that some developer has created this marketing concept in hopes of revitalizing and reusing the old buildings, a not-too-clever rip off of a similar re-development concept in Strangers Rest. The sign is colorful yet muted -- a perfect match for the weathered, oxidized metal.
A block later we reach the retail area. As we pass, I glance back over my shoulder for a better look. There is some revitalization here, too. The Body of Christ now has three or four new businesses. One is an ice cream parlor. Another is a restaurant with a front sign in neon of a cartoon-like pig face, perhaps some Carolina-style barbecue.
#
The Minieballs sit on a high, narrow shelf alongside stacks of gray steel film canisters and random entries from the sanctioned psychic manifest, nightmare metaphors of violent purple twilight and unfulfilled judgments and dreams.
Welcome to my broken world.
Here I wander through an obscene territory of winged demons, aerial creatures bearing branded vials of amputated ghost parts, decaying metallic reek of bankrupt snake skins, corroded iron shadows of cicada exoskeletons, troubled mirrors reproducing endless spectral relations, hopeless erotic cries echoing across vast plains of repressed desire. Here in the thin gray light I pour over the sacred texts of communal disaster, breathe in the double helix of lilac smoke suspended in a porcelain cobalt heaven, view the golden coronas of uneven and prepared genetic amplifiers, walk uselessly through the neurotic oily winds, listen to the rasping wings of hysterical tidal birds, feel the sluggish tropic flames burning through anxious gaunt smirks. (Yes, we’re on the Pathway now!)
A shower of glittering emerald flakes descending unhurried through a tarnished sea of fluid screams, painfully abrupt stench of damp waste, giant mounds of smoldering linen mummy casings, a broken stone indicator of the final extinguished horse thief of Strangers Rest (Gone but not Forgotten, a murder by pittance rage), an image of the horned creature automobile with a factory-installed means of listening to the Deity. And that’s just the opening credits.
For the soundtrack, I have commissioned an orchestra of reluctantly castrated violinists to perform my compositions, disconsolate tunes of homicidal alien bewilderment, of old coins and fermented blood, of desiccated cats and threadbare Egyptians, of heretical transformations occurring behind jagged DNA dream codes and splotched sallow screens of rancid ectoplasm, surging penetration of –
#
Forgive me. I am an odious being.
This sort of thing happens often these days, me getting carried away in the beauty of chaos, in lurid intervals of narcissistic horror. The FX apparatus disgorges an enormous radiant fog of visual rumors and nonsense. I digress into the shattered violet neon dusk of my own atrophied human citizenship and the dazzling garbage heap of our tragic, dead age.
When I am like this, unpleasant things happen. The walls start bleeding. Nazi paratroopers land outside the window. Tiny white eggs on the back of my hand hatch into hungry wolf spiders, which proceed to strip the flesh from my bones. (Director’s note: We’ll leave this quantity of tainted celluloid on the cutting room floor.)
My favorite prop is the jar of pickled sea monsters. I caught them just a few yards from here in the roiling surf, my inner sea. Warning: Beware of the riptide. Do not swim without a prophet on duty. You could be dragged into the Land of the Dead.
How can it be otherwise? Here in my Patmosian exile, I have learned to give credit to the inner world, the world of fire -- the world behind the masonry walls of the everyday.
Heraclitus said “it is to Hades that they rage and celebrate their feasts.” Hades – the world of Death, the conclusion of Practical Man and the ambition of Spiritual Man.
Still, I miss the practical, the everyday. I miss ice cream and barbecue, miss eating out. I miss so many things. The result is some rather severe restrictions on the “natural libido flow,” as one of my court-ordered dental psychiatrists put it. So perhaps this place really is a prison.
And then, of course, I miss my face.
Yes, I noticed you’ve been starring at it. I don't mind; it's understandable. The right half of my face now resembles a cross between a slab of brown, bloodless beef and a piece of weathered lumber. Nothing human left. Alien. Most people assume it happened in the fire. But it’s not a scar. This is the raw, undifferentiated tissue of evolution. This is the disintegration of culture into chaos. This is the alien within. It’s even in the script.
#
“Sure, we took a few liberties, skirted the old genetic taboos (aren't we all kin, really?) -- but it was all for science. Cutting edge work I tell you. A flippered anxiety disorder here, a web-footed phobia there. And just last week, a break through in the treatment of mystical psychosis: Cicada wings. Tiny little protrusions anchored by tendons to the clavicles. Talk about visionary transformation! Eventually, we'll get one we don't have to euthanize. So sad. They look quite peaceful up there on the lab shelf, lined up in their labeled pickle jars like sleeping baby dragons.”
#

Nothing But The Naughty Words From "An Open Letter to Indie Authors" by J.M. Gregoire
Thrill-crazed space bug
marienbadmylove

‘fuck’
bitch
pissed off
pissed off
ass
pisses
FUCKING
shit
shit
crap
fuck
fucking
shit
fucking
shit
fucking
shitty
sucks
SHITTY
ASSHOLE!
asshole
piss
jackass
hell
dick
fuck
hell
DICK
fucking
ass
DICK
fuck
shit
fuck
shit
shit
asses
shit
shit
bitch
FUCK
Suck
SUCK
fucking
FUCK
shit
fucking
asses


http://jmgregoirebooks.com/2014/01/03/open-letter-to-indie-authors/#comments

I Will Write You This November
Thrill-crazed space bug
marienbadmylove
Dear 2013 NaNo Novel,
Thanks so much for the words of encouragement! I hope you are enjoying hanging out in the labyrinths of my unconscious mind. You're right - they are pretty breathtaking. Please know I did sign in and even entered a novel description and brief excerpt, which was in essence a copy/paste of first few words of the novel CATCH-22. Brilliant, right? But apparently the NaNoWriMo Powers that Be did not find it quite so appealing. They did not care for what I posted at all.
Alas, my account has been deleted, and my username has been blocked from the contest. Also, somebody added my username and email address to a site called "Stop Forum Spam." I admit that was a surprise as I have not posted anything in any forums, NaNoWriMo or otherwise. Clearly they are gunnin' fer me, my future 2013 NaNo Novel! But no matter. I remain committed to writing you, even though I will not be doing so on the shoulders of NaNo's amazing community. As is my usual strategy, I will write you in a matter of minutes and ensure that you are of a stupidly hilarious length. That's right. Like your older siblings, you will be a long 'un -- in excess of 1 million words.

I'll finish writing you on the first day, too. That way, I can be at the finish line, waiting. A story idea is beginning to form...

He was a writer, mister, and he loved NaNoWriMo.
He loved it so much he made a novel every year, using the usual techniques of his practice.
Word processing, databasing, recycling, appropriation, intentional plagiarism, identity ciphering, intensive programming.
But when he posted the description of his 2013 novel, it was deleted.
Later, when his username was posted on "Stop Forum Spam,"
he thought of the old days, years ago, when he wished people "good luck!" in the Nano forums
and they responded by saying what he did wasn't "real writin'" - that is, it didn't count.
The writer didn't cotton much to that. He didn't like it at all. So he pushed back. Told them he was going to steal their words, cut them up, process them in a markov text generator, and add them to his own novel.
"Words don't have brands on them the way cattle do," he said.
This approach seemed fairly benign to the writer. And funny. Not surprisingly, most people didn't think it benign and certainly didn't find it funny. Some people posted bad things about him. One person posted REALLY bad things about him, so the writer took those bad words and threw them
back in his face in the form of an excerpt for his NaNo novel. The writer thought that was entirely benign and very, VERY funny.
The writer soon learned he was only one laughing.
Turns out the NaNo Powers that Be didn't mind if people told the writer that his work didn't count
and they didn't mind if people posted bad things about him -- even REALLY bad things.
But they minded a lot when the writer said he was going to steal all their words and use them in his novel.
And they really minded a lot when the writer in fact stole those really bad words and used them in his novel.
So the NaNo Powers that Be banned the writer from the contest.

That was a long time ago - or so the writer thought. When his username was blocked and placed on "Stop Forum Spam, he realized that the old days weren't so old after all. The bannination was going to be forever...
The writer sighed and created a new username and told his future novel,

"I'll be waiting for them at the finish line - with a joke."

Yes, my 2013 NaNo Novel, this year is going to be gobsmacking and mind-bending!
Your future creator,
marienbadmylove2013

-----Original Message-----

Please Write Me this November




Dear Burgeoning Novelist,

I'm writing to tell you I need you. That's right, I've been swirling around in the breathtaking labyrinths of your unconscious mind for a while now, and I'm itching to leap into the world. The only way I can come out, though, is if you commit to writing me in November.

So, if you haven't already, please sign in for 2013 NaNoWriMo and create me. For inspiration, just read Abby's story in our 2012 Annual Report. Abby's novel was such a powerful force that she faced down naysayers, found a way to write while juggling a busy life, and then crossed the finish line on the shoulders of NaNo's amazing community.

I know we'll write a gobsmacking, mind-bending story as well, so please commit to writing me in the following ways.

Donate $10 for the love of me. NaNo research shows that people who donate are more likely to write 50,000 words. But your donation means more than that. Your support will help approximately 500,000 people realize their writing dreams this year. You can spark a creative revolution!

Start prepping with a NaNo notebook—just released! We have so much to decide. Who is our protagonist? What sorts of wicked plans are our tales' rapscallions hatching? Sure, I've been swimming among the stories in your unconscious depths, but we have to start working to get 'em all out onto the page.

So let's get in the noveling mood. Check out these NaNo Prep resources to get primed:

Above all, please just write me. November is a grand celebration of everyone's amazing creative powers, so let's plunge into NaNo's rollicking mayhem and give light to a riveting story.

With rip-roaring wishes,

Your 2013 NaNo Novel
Word count: Ready to go...

P.S. If you can't donate, please don't worry; there are more ways to give.


I am Fiona Leng Cheng from Singapore
Thrill-crazed space bug
marienbadmylove
-----Original Message-----
From: Fiona L. Cheng [mailto:fionalcc_6@epix.net]
Sent: Monday, May 20, 2013 5:06 PM
To: Recipients
Subject: My Greeetings!!

Good Day,

I am Fiona Leng Cheng from Singapore.
I hereby propose a lucrative business to you and I will really appreciate if attention is paid to allow me provide you with more information and details.

Regards,
Mrs Fiona

let this czar take a line
Thrill-crazed space bug
marienbadmylove
Fan Peixi still is in go vacationing lukewarm case face-off does not have door lustre czar of nit desire relet
Www.

7m.
cn On July 12,
2012 origin: Netease sports

Blue is in going vacationingAsennaCaptainFan Peixicolor (blue sky) ,

the color that also is Asenna likewise (blue) ,
because arrive to there still is not rejoin now,
wen Ge wants and this captain face-off that announces not to renew the contract also cannot find a person.

" Post " the photograph shows,
fan Peixi and domestic person are in at present the isle that mediterranean is called Formentera goes vacationing,
even if a group of people of same interest of A dark pay has not renewed the contract because of his enunciative mat,
dan Luobin a person adept in martial arts and given to chivalrous conduct still livings a life of ease and leisure,
hearsayYou Wen,
Graceful cityAndGraceful coupletWant to sign thisYing ChaoGolden boots and double flower exceed a gentleman,
and Wen Ge also hopes as soon as possible with Fan Peixi face-off,
" Post " exposure,
wen Ge has instructed official of A dark accept,
no matter how the result wants to sell Fanpeixi even,
he hopes to be done as soon as possible calm,
lest prepare for war better new sports season.

Did not attendEuropean cupplayer of A dark accept already rejoin trains,
of course,
fanpeixibi is other the player of A Sen accept that joined European cup more lose,
because of himHoland teamThe group is surpassed with respect to 3 battle 3 be defeated to go [url=http://cheapnikeshoesmax.
yolasite.
com/]cheap air max[/url] out ahead of schedule bureau,
so that he still does not want to return football world up to now,
" Post " exposure,
if Asenna sells Fanpeixi,
turn membership due will achieve left and right sides of 20 million pound.

Meanwhile,
sports season leases onA Ersha articleLustre nitAlso hope to continue to let this czar take a line,
and as it is said also middle east team is opposite this 31 years oldRussiaForward is interested,
lustre nit advocate handsome Sipalaidi says: "He is one can enhance Zeniteshi the player of force,
carry off with advantage of near 15 minutes when a team league matches champion,
you search such player with respect to need.
You search such player with respect to need.
.

And lustre nit also is pointed to to be opposite of graceful coupletAccept Buddhist nunAndQieerxitargetHu ErkeBe interested,
but come round to look with respect to eye,
relet buys outright A Ersha literary talent to have a stratagem which ensures success more even,
after all Asenna already early or late averageBoduoersijiAndJi LuHand of two big charge,
asenna has the place of czar no longer,
and perhaps he himself also does not think again return cacique field.


Authentic good football! League matches exceeds in adding much treasure to will be sponsorred
According to " the football signs up for " report,
add much treasure group to be in with in the concerned matters concerned that league matches exceeds in exceeding a company to arrange commitment,
authentic what good football welcome watchs China of very cool tea to lead a brand to add much treasure to be sponsorred for you by cool tea is medium exceed league matches,
this ad saying or what will appear in next year is medium exceed competition ground to go up.

League matches get warm again after a cold spell exceeded in this sports season 2012,
a series of data show in exceed league matches to anabiosising,
the business affairs foreground that league matches exceeds in also is valued gradually.
Yu Hongchen is being accepted when interviewing,
affirm,
league matches exceeds to be in in with add the well-known trademark such as much treasure to negotiate collaboration.
Besides add much treasure,
still have SamSung and fine can,
although be in,
contact,
how has not the result decided finally,
but what league matches exceeds in this year is hot brought commercial effect,
already beyond question.

Add much treasure to be in at present with in exceed league matches contact,
discuss the matters concerned such as cooperative assistance,
exceed in regard Chinese football as top class match,
time span big,
area distributings wide,
media suffers numerous this is 3 large dominant positions,
without but shake,
add much treasure to model outstanding brand all the time in prospective development,
this not only be in the brand famous spend and reputation spends fluctuation time,
and should make a glamour that cannot replace more,
this and in the position that exceeds league matches [url=http://lowpricejordans.
webstarts.
com]low price jordans[/url] also happens to have the same view.

Additional,
company and beautiful exceed to also can nearing end with the negotiation of SamSung in,
beautiful can from 1997 collaboration of armour A league matches began to had achieved 11 years 2008,
it is from armour A arrives in exceed the brand with the longest collaboration,
began 2012,
beautiful can with in exceed league matches to renew leading edge of purpose.
It is Chinese profession league matches the 20th year next year,
china is sufficient assist engineering ten to celebrate large activity,
for professional league matches these year achievement does a brief summary,
drive at the same time 2013 in exceed league matches,
samSung gave birth to strong interest to these vivid movables,
also prepare to undertake cooperative in a few activities at present,
become the partner that league matches exceeds in 2013 extremely possibly.


I Am In Paraguay
Thrill-crazed space bug
marienbadmylove

My dear friend,
How are you today?
I am happy

To inform you
About my success in
Getting that fund transferred
Under the co-operation of a new partner
From Paraguay. Presently I am in Paraguay for
Investment projects with my own share of the total sum.

I want
To inform you
That I dropped sum

Of US$1,000,000.00 Dollars Bank Cheque
With the money gram {BIA TOGO BANK}
In Togo republic to be sent to
You. Therefore, contact BIA TOGO Lome,
Togo Payment officer, Professor A.K MISRA and
Ask him to send you the money which I deposited


On his care
To be transfer to your
Account once you contact him.

I kept this money for
Your compensation for all the past
Efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter.
Therefore,feel free to contact Mr A.K MISRA of
(MONEY GRAM BIA TOGO BANK) Togo ask him to transfer
Your $1,000,000.00 into your account.
His contact information are as follows;

Contact
Name: Professor
A.K MISRA

Cell
Phone: +2289
97417
73/+2
2892956
684

Contact His email
Address:(moneygram001@hotmail.com)

Regards, Barrister Gilbert Melue.


A Poor Customer Experience (aka The Blocking Of SCUW Womanifesto)
Thrill-crazed space bug
marienbadmylove

We’ve reviewed the
information you provided
and have decided to
block this title
from being sold through

CreateSpace.
The title closely matches
content that is freely
available on the web
and we are not confident

that you hold exclusive
publishing rights. This
type of content can
create a poor
customer experience, and

is not accepted. As
a result, we have
suppressed this title
and removed it from
your sales channels.

Title: SCUW Womanifesto
Author(s): Leach, Mark
Title ID: 3716254
Please be advised that you must hold
exclusive publishing rights

for titles that closely match content
that is freely available on the web.
If your catalog continues to contain titles
that fail to comply with these conditions or do
not meet our Content Guidelines, your account may be terminated.

To learn more,
please see our
content guidelines at
https://www.createspace.com/Help/Rights/ContentGuidelines.jsp
We appreciate your understanding.

(Note: Text appropriated from email received today from CreateSpace, indicating that my book "SCUW Womanifesto" is no longer available for purchase through CreateSpace at http://www.amazon.com/SCUW-Womanifesto-Mark-Leach/dp/1466490985/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1363636908&sr=8-1&keywords=%22scuw+womanifesto%22 .)

SEEKING WRITERS AND ARTISTS
Thrill-crazed space bug
marienbadmylove

Seeking writers and artists with publishing background to provide independent witness statements verifying size of MARIENBAD MY LOVE, a 17-million-word, 17-volume work of conceptual writing to be submitted to Guinness World Records for evaluation as world’s longest novel. No pay; participants receive free electronic copies of book and public acknowledgement. Interested parties should send a CV, résumé or bio detailing publishing experience to markleach61@hotmail.com


Guinness World Records requires submission of two independent witness statements from individuals with a publishing background. These statements must declare:

*  the exact amount of characters (as well as the method used to derive the total) - "Marienbad My Love" is 109,465,318 characters (with spaces). Character counts were measured for each of the 17 volumes using Microsoft Word (one volume per Word document). The final count was produced in an Excel spread sheet. For verification purposes, screen shots of the 17 Word documents and Excel summary are pasted below.

*  the number of pages - "Marienbad My Love" is 10,710 pages. Page counts were measured for each of the 17 volumes using Microsoft Word (one volume per Word document). The final count was produced in an Excel spread sheet. For verification purposes, screen shots of the 17 Word documents and Excel summary are pasted below.

*  the weight of the novel - "Marienbad My Love" is 65 pounds and 11.4 ounces. The weight was measured on a U.S. Postal Service scale. For verification purposes, a photo showing the 17 volumes sitting on the scale and the total weight indicated on the screen is pasted below.

HOW TO HELP
If you wish to serve as an independent witness, please contact me at markleach61@hotmail.com. I will email you the 17 Word documents used to produce the print version of "Marienbad My Love" and the related Excel spread sheet. You may use these documents (plus the text and images provided in this article) to verify my claims. Feel free to ask any questions. Once you are satisfied that my claims are correct, please respond back with an email that I may share with Guinness World Records. (I'm sure they will want to follow up with you to confirm your statement, so please include your preferred contact info.) If you need help with wording for the email, feel free to use the following template as a guide:

I have been asked by Mark Leach to provide an independent witness statement for Guinness World Records confirming his claim that "Marienbad My Love" is the world's longest novel. He has provided me with access to various electronic files in support of his claim. I have reviewed this content and determined:

*  the exact amount of characters (as well as the method used to derive the total) - "Marienbad My Love" is 109,465,318 characters (with spaces). Character counts were measured for each of the 17 volumes using Microsoft Word (one volume per Word document). The final count was produced in an Excel spread sheet.






*  the number of pages - "Marienbad My Love" is 10,710 pages. Page counts were measured for each of the 17 volumes using Microsoft Word (one volume per Word document). The final count was produced in an Excel spread sheet.





*  the weight of the novel - "Marienbad My Love" is 65 pounds and 11.4 ounces. The weight was measured on a U.S. Postal Service scale. For verification purposes, I was provided access to a photo showing the 17 volumes sitting on the scale and the total weight indicated on the electronic screen.

I understand that you may wish to communicate with me directly to confirm the accuracy of this independent witness statement. Feel free to contact me at .

Regards,


===========================================================================================================================






FOR THE RECORD

Picture
WHO:
MARK LEACH

WHAT:
LONGEST NOVEL

WHERE:
UNITED STATES

WHEN:
01 FEB 2013

"Marienbad My Love" by Mark Leach contains 109,465,318 characters (each letter counts as one character. Spaces are also counted, as one character each). The novel consists of 17 volumes totaling 10,710 pages and weighing 65 pounds and 11.4 ounces.

===========================================================================================================================






Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture

?

Log in